You’re All Just Using Me For My Ceramic Unicorn Collection
But you do a great job of pretending you actually love me!
I’ve been presented with a VERY prestigious award over at Nintendo-G, and all I had to do to earn it was lose my house and my kitty cat!
Seriously though George, big thanks. It’s an oddly flattering thing, to be given an useless amazing internet award.
Congratulations! Also, that article he posted when presenting you with the award was pretty awesome/hilarious.