Goodbye, Balls Nasty.
My favorite cat in the whole world, Balls Nasty, was found dead today. No sign of trauma or anything, which is kind of surprising. I always figured that cat would die in a fight with some animal much larger than itself. Which means it would die in a fight with something that wasn’t a cat, because Balls Nasty was a huge cat. I’m going to miss you, BN. I’ve never been so sad about a pet dying in my entire life. He was both the angriest and sweetest cat I’ve ever encountered. Goodbye, friend. I love you.
I miss that cat
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