Regular readers might already know the amazing story of my friend Matt getting slapped in the face by an old guy for talking during the movie D-Wars. It’s a subject that frequently gets brought up in my circle of friends because it never ceases to entertain us all. Well, as an update to that story, while working (at the same book store I work at) my brother ending up seeing the guy who slapped Matt. Mr. Slapasaurus Rex was buying a stack of DVDs, and it wasn’t long before my twitter was overflowing with the possibilities of what movies that man may have been buying. Here are some of the best ones.

• Risky Slapness
• Slap Club (if this is your first night at Slap Club… you have to slap)
• There Will be Slaps
• A Slapwork Orange
• Slaps on a Plane
• “Slap” (If this slap goes below fifty miles an hour it will explode!)
• Being John Slapabitch
• Frankenslap
• Batslap
• Butch Cassidy and the Slapdance Kid
• Slap to the Future
• Slappy Todd
• Roboslap
• Slaptease
• The Best Little Slaphouse in Texas
• Who Slapped Roger Rabbit?
• Slapsky and Hutch
• Alvin and the Slapmunks
• Slapless in Seattle
• Around the World in Eighty Slaps
• Independence Slap
• Superslap Me
• Mission: Imslappable
• Slapping Miss Daisy
• Then Things I Hate About Getting Slapped in the Face
• Slapship Troopers
• Joe and the Slapcano
• Once Upon a Time in Slapxico
• Slapping in the Rain

This is just some of them. We did this for a long time. I should be more ashamed of this fact.